World Cup Pause

Posted: June 30, 2014 by Micah in Randomnicity

Hey guys, so I’m eschewing a full post today in favor of doing some LIVE World Cup blogging tomorrow during the US game tomorrow from 4-6 eastern! It’ll be a party! But just so we all get something we want out of all this here are some thoughts on Transformers: Age of Extinction.

Micah’s Thoughts on Transformers Age of Extinction

DON’T SEE IT!! Look America, I’ll grant you that the first Transformers movie was actually pretty good. I mean it wasn’t awesome, but we didn’t need awesome, all we needed was a serviceable excuse to watch some robots punch some other robots. Here’s the thing though: the last two Transformers movies were TERRIBLE!! Horrible. Awful. Not only was the story bad and the acting worse and the humor offensive, racist, and bankrupt originality but the action was BAD. Half the time you couldn’t even tell who was fighting who. I mean there’s Optimus, Bumblebee, and then a lot of other virtually identical looking robots who shoot at each other and pop off cheesy one liners before some other identical looking robot comes along and punches them in the robot face.

If you see this movie you are essentially walking up to Michael Bay, handing him ten dollars, telling him to PLEASE continue making explosions with no actual grounding in reality and then punching yourself in the IQ. Don’t do it.

Well there, nothing like a nice rant to start the day! Now, until tomorrow, I bid you all good day. Go USA.

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